Happy birthday!

Cool, it's my 18th birthday today too!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

gratz

Happy Birthday Bahamut. :D

Happy Birthday ;)

Happy birthday, dragon-mut!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! :D

WTF? I coulda sworn you already did, so I think I said belated happy b-day on the BBS somewhere. FUNK DAT.

HAPPY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY AND SHIT, DRAGON!

18 is half of 36, my good man. You're a lucky fucker to have such a number so closely related to the holy number for an age. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS, 7-LOVING PUNK!

Please don't spam my page you dork.

Happy birthday!!!1!1!!!!!!!111!!!!1!

Happy birthday Bahamut!

Drink and party like no bloody tomorrow you only turn 18 once dude whooo!!!!

You turned 18 yesterday!

Holy shit! =0

Werumboppers

1000 posts for every day you have been alive :3

Ah, 18. All the responsibilities of adulthood without any of the pleasures.

Shit I missed your B-Day, crap.

Well hope you had a good one.

I was drunk on the day for ya :P

Happy Birthday!!

I demand a news post describing your birthday shenanigans in detail.

Have a nice happy birthday!

Right yh, year. My bad.

Y do U not mayk HITLER anymore???

I gave U good review!!!!!!!!!

This iz my noo cartton!!!!

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If U lyke I add U 2 PORTAL BUDIES!!!!!

Oh shit you bought Disraeli Gears

I got that for my 17th, it's suck a good album :D

Yes, what a misfortunate typo there. #;-}>

Disraeli Gears is the only Cream album I have. Not that there's a lot to have, of course. I also have a best of Cream compilation, and the best of Clapton compilation that has Cream + Blind Faith + Derek & The Dominos stuff along with his solo stuff (great disc, great 18 songs).

60-70?! FUCK! Happy belated birthday though :P

I look forward to wiping out your creatures on Spore.... damn I wish I knew how to do an evil smiley.

I'm working my way to getting an alienware so I can play Spore. About a third of the way there, hopefully the restaurant I'm working for doesn't fail in that time.

LOLKAI

Nope. Blind Faith. But it's the least noteable group Clapton was ever in, so I don't blame you for not knowing about it. It only accounts for one track on the 18 track CD I mentioned.

I finally read through your edit of the OP to include everything that went on, and it sounds like it was fun. My 18th b-day party, which I don't even really remember, was far less noteable, but then... since 1986, the drinking age in Texas has been 21, not 18, anyway.

That is indeed an insane amount of people to come to a b-day party for a non-celeb, but hey, more power to you. Important thing is that, as you put it, the people that without which the day would have been a dull poor excuse for a birthday were there. #;-}>

As for this new Bahamut-hating French Canadian dude you've got as an anti-fanboy... he's a bit insane, yes. But I found one thing in his userpage I could agree with: "FUCK CHADWARDENN" <--- and I do indeed quote. #;-}>

MIDNIGHT.... MIDNIGHT.... MIDNIGHT.... IT'S ALL NIGHT!

Oh goddamnit, I forgot one thing I wanted to say: OOOOOOMGYES, NEW PC >>>>> PS3. Why it would have to be a laptop I dunno, since you can get 2x as much PC with the same amount of money if you buy a desktop instead of a laptop... plus have it be much better for gaming.... but either way, better than a PS3, yes.

THEN YOU CAN TF2 MORE OFTEN THAN ONCE EVERY FEW MONTHS AT YER SISTER'S. EXCELLENT.

Spore needs a kickass new and/or upgraded computer to play? I thought it was just some web game... O_O

Happy belated birthday =3

Happy belated birthday. I wish I didn't have school work at the time, I might have made a flash :(:(:(:(:(:(

I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
And more was coming. I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. Just the idea of it made me cum again.
I felt so filthy, so disgusting, like I'd turned myself into some low, depraved sort of beast. And that made me so incredibly hot, together with the constant movement of the maggots inside me. But it was time to go. Holding my hand over my crotch, I slowly crawled back to my clothes and managed to get dressed again without anything coming out. I put the gloves back into my pocket and climbed out of the dumpster.
Once I was home, I locked myself in my bedroom, took off my clothes, except for my double-panties, and got into bed. I closed my eyes and just let myself feel the maggots squirming inside me. For a while I tried to watch TV, but I could really pay attention to it. The maggots were too wonderfully distracting. I skipped dinner. Later on, when I really had to pee, I did it by taking down my panties and holding my hand over my crotch, wearing the rubber gloves, of course.
A little later on I realized that I didn't need the panties to hold the maggots and the meat inside me. The mass pretty much stayed in place as long as I laid kind of still. I thought hey, I guess that means I'm infested, which made me cum again. I was always right on the edge of orgasm, and it didn't take much to go over the edge. I also noticed that the maggots seemed to be more active if I kept my legs apart and realized that they probably needed to breathe. So that's how I stayed a lot of the time. I did get up and read my email and posted an update on my web page but I couldn't seem to think clearly enough to write much. Then I had to pee again, but I just didn't want to get up. So I just peed in the bed. It made me cum. I just wanted to keep feeling the maggots moving. And they were. They seemed even stronger, in anything. I was totally in heaven with it. I didn't eat at all, either.
I decided to go ahead and take a shit in my bed, right where I was. That just made me more turned on and I ended up smearing some of my shit over my thighs and my pussy and cumming again. I noticed that the maggots started coming out a bit. Maybe they liked the shit. A couple tmes one would creep up on my belly. I'd just flick it back down between my legs.
Other girls have babies but I give birth to decay and filth, I'd keep thinking to myself. Or I'd say I'm probably ruining my womb and I don't care, I want to be ruined. I know I must have been hallucinating from the infection. I was hoping the maggots had given up on the rotten meat and were eating my vagina instead. My fingers were buried inside my vagina, with my fingertips against part of the meat. Whenever I pressed on it, the maggots would squirm faster and I'd climax again. I could do it over and over and keep cumming.
I sat up a little, picked up the hand mirror I have on the table next to my bed, and held it between my thighs.
My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the shitty mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs. Hundreds of them.
And then I saw my fingers on my pussy. They plunged deep into my vagina and dragged out a wad of slime and maggots, which I pressed hard against my clit. I remember having a huge orgasm right then, and I must have passed out. I think I was sobbing too, but I'm not sure.
YOU UGLY FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

may be a little late but I've already unlocked all the characters and can tell you how to get them.
Takes the fun out of getting them for yourself but hey, It can get annoying.

happy belated birthday

i drove past that Iron Maiden concert.

i couldve gotten tickets earlier but i forgot :(

36th comment steal. :-P

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you just got ssbb I find that to hard to believe. You should of got teh PS3 with firmware updates and external HDD teh PS3 will never go out of business.

Calday rugby club?

18th? I still remember mine. I think I did something incredibly stupid. Like get shitfaced. I don't recommend it. For my 50th which was Saturday , I had a heart attack and spent the last few recovering from it. I wouldn't recommend that either. cheers mate. I hope your having grand time in what ever :)

Happy belated birthday

its my birthday on 4 august

42nd comment FTW.

(second best comment to get after #36!)